"When you've finished the dishes, remember the moat needs cleaning."

"I should have married the dragon!"from the book

Not your ordinary fairy tales, these are the infamous Fractured Fairy Tales,
originally introduced in The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show. Likely to thumb their
noses at tradition and find their own versions of happily ever after, these quirky
characters bring fresh, irreverent humor to fifteen twisted tales filled with silly, witty
fun.